LADIES FIRST...
LITTLE JOHNY WAS NEW TO SCHOOL AND WAS LEARNING ENGLISH FOR THE FIRTS TIME.
ON HIS 1ST DAY, HE SAW 2 PEOPLE FIGHTNG. HE TRIED TO STOP THEM AND THEY SAID 'SHUT UP!'. SO HE LEARNT A NEW WORD. THEN AT H... read on >>
Fruit...
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about." "okay, first: it's roun... read on >>
height of stupidity...
sardar called Englishmen 4 lunch. on the table there was curd. English men asked what is this?
Sardar didnt know english, he said "milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"... read on >>
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