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Testing on Ants...
One day Ajit said to Robert - "Chalo hum chiti pe testing karte hain"
They go to the lab
Robert asks Ajit - "Boss, main is chiti ko kaise marun?"
Ajit - "Is pe Liquid oxygen dal do.... Liquid ke ka... read on >>
CHEMISTRY CLASS...
TEACHER: Johny what is the formula of water?JOHNY: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.TEACHER: Wrong.JOHNY: But mam, yesterday only you said that chemical formula of water is H to O.
... read on >>
Ek Ehssas...
Liya tha jo gham humne, Zamane ne bhulane na diya Humne likhi hai shayari, Aapne jagane na diya.
Are yaar dil ka ehsaas likha hai kuch to kaho.
... read on >>
CHANDI JAISA RANG.....
Chandi jaisa rang hai tera sone jaise baal, ek tuhi dhanwan hai gori baki subkangaal(2)..... Dekhke tujhko jab yeh sooche rajah ho ya ekhari,dharti pe bhagwaan ne hai kaise cheez utari, kiske naam li... read on >>
Twins...
once a sardar had twins he named them tin & martin.
again he had twins he named them max & climax
again he had twins he named them peter & repeater
again the disgusted sardar had twins he named t... read on >>
watch out...
Once a sardarji's watch fell from the 4th floor, he rushed down as fast as he Could.
When he came down he stood in front of the building with his hands wide open, so a passer by, figuring out his stu... read on >>
atonement...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says, "Is that you Tommy?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman y... read on >>
Good Gift...
It was the aniversarry of ram and his wife pooja.ram had forgotten it and after a time he remembered it. he was in hurry so he bought a lotus as the gift for his wife.
he went home and gave pooja the... read on >>
NEWS!...
Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: Ooh ji... read on >>
robert !!...
Once Boss (Ajit) ordered Robert to kill one guy in a
different way,
Robert: Boss, lekin mere samajh mai nahi aa raha hai ki mai
isko kaunsi
style mai maaro
Boss: isse shampange pilla dow"Sham... read on >>
God & Laloo...
Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God when
shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton." God replies: " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and g... read on >>
family doc...
once nikhil wanted to impress a gal.he found out that her dad was a doctor.so he walks upto her and says that her father had treated him when he was ill, mom when she had flu and so on.. he concluded ... read on >>
Qualification...
child:uncle what is your qualification.
uncle:BA
child:uncle,you have studied two alphabet that too in wrong order... read on >>
Sexy figure...
What does one elephant says to another when it sees a sexy girl elephant...
wow 3600 2400 3600... read on >>
The Lessons...
ONCE A SARDAR TOLD HIS SON WHO WAS GOING TO MARRY THAT "IF YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW JUST ASK SOMETHING HIGHER. EXAMPLE IF YOU WANT A SCOOTER ASK FOR A BIKE IF YOU WANT A CAR ASK FOR A... read on >>
Colours of India...
ANDHRAITES
One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.... read on >>
Hole bana do !!...
Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ... read on >>
Signal...
Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (c... read on >>
Car Chase...
Scene: Ajit and Raabert in a car being chased by loin..
AJIT: RAABERT,peeche dekho kahin wo loin kareeb to nahin aaraha hai?
RAABERT: Bass wo tho aor paas aaraha hai!
AJIT: THIK HAI RIGHT ka INDICA... read on >>
Cross...
Robert: Bass!!!!!!!!Mac humey cheat kar raha hai.........
Ajit: Koi baat nahin.tum do CROSS leke aao..........
Robert: Kyon bass???
Ajit: Hum ushe Double-cross karenge.
... read on >>
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