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pagal sardar...
Ek sardar dusare sardar se kehta hai ki jab main bahut chotta tha tab main kutub minar se gir gaya tha. Dusra sardar pehle sardar se kehta hai 'tum mare ho ki tum zinda ho?' Pehla sardar kehta hai '... read on >>

Power cut...
Ek raat bijli gayi.. sardar: "oye, kam se kam fan toh chalao.." sardarni: "kar di na sardaro wali baat... fan on karenge toh candle bujh jayegi."... read on >>

Sardar commits suicide...
Once Santa, depressed of his life decides to end his life by committing suicide. He reaches a railway station, where there were around 100 more sardars including Santa. One train comes to the rail... read on >>

Sardar's watch...
ek sardar ki watch kharab ho jati hai, khol k dekhta hai to andar machhar mara hota hai. Sardar: ye.....lo..paji... Chalegi kaise?? Driver to margaya... read on >>

Marriage certificate...
Once santa was looking his mariage certificate, His wife asked him"oye ki dekh riha hai" he replied"expiry date"... read on >>

Color TVs...
One sardar goes to a shop & asks if they had colour TV's. The shopkeeper said -"Yes" Sardarji said -"Plz... gimme a red one."... read on >>

99%safe...
Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai? Sardar - Shop Owner : It's 99%safe... 100 feet ki uchai se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga..... ... read on >>

Height of Stupidity...
what is the height of stupidity? Two sardarji on a motorbike fighting for a window seat ... read on >>

Car Battery...
ek sardar car mein battery lagwaane gaya, mechanic ne poonchha 'EXIDE' ki laga doon??? sardar: yaar bar bar kaun aayega dono side ki lagade ... read on >>

Sardar is Studying...
Sardar was studying infront of mirror. His friend asked "what are you doing?" Sardar said "Studying". Friend asked"Why infronty of Mirror?" Sardar replied "Saath Saath Revision Ho Rahi Hai"... read on >>

Cricket Match...
A teacher told all students to write essay on cricket match. all students were busy writing except one sardar. he wrote due to rain, no match...........!!!! ... read on >>

Free Gift...
Once a sardar went to a supermarket and bought a bottle of Noor oil. After 1 hour he returns back to the supermarket and asks one of the staff member of the supermarket "Bhai meri free gift nahin di... read on >>

5 Rupee Coins...
A Wife gave his husband 2 five rupee coins and told him, Sardarji 5 rupee ke onion and 5 rupee ke potato bazar se le aao. Sardar went to the market and returned after 1 hr without buying anything. ... read on >>

Relaxing...
One day a Sardarji was sitting under a tree in a relaxed mood at a park. Two children thought of fooling him and asked,"Are you relaxing?" and the Sardarjee replied,"No, I am Jasbindar Singh." The... read on >>

Room Corner...
A man took a sardar to a circular room and said go and sit in the corner guess what? the sadarji was roaming in circles to find the corner ... read on >>

Sardar at his best...
Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side. Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!" A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be" Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. ... read on >>

First day @ school...
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing... read on >>

Will you give me a ring?...
A Sardarni asked her lover during a dating on a romantic evening. She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?" ... read on >>

Smart Sardar...
Aardar on bike and a Pathan on a truck. Both were waiting at a traffic signal. Pathan trying to make fun of sardar" are aye sardar jab head mein khujli hoti hai to helmet utar ke kyun nahi karte" s... read on >>

yeh bhi ek dou...
Once a sardar was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground. A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip." Sardarji replies "no puttar that was ... read on >>





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