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Color TVs...
One sardar goes to a shop & asks if they had colour TV's.
The shopkeeper said -"Yes"
Sardarji said -"Plz... gimme a red one."... read on >>
99%safe...
Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Sardar - Shop Owner : It's 99%safe...
100 feet ki uchai se fenkoge to 99 feet tak kuchh nahi hoga.....
... read on >>
Height of Stupidity...
what is the height of stupidity?
Two sardarji on a motorbike fighting for a window seat
... read on >>
Car Battery...
ek sardar car mein battery lagwaane gaya,
mechanic ne poonchha 'EXIDE' ki laga doon???
sardar: yaar bar bar kaun aayega dono side ki lagade
... read on >>
Sardar is Studying...
Sardar was studying infront of mirror.
His friend asked "what are you doing?"
Sardar said "Studying".
Friend asked"Why infronty of Mirror?"
Sardar replied "Saath Saath Revision Ho Rahi Hai"... read on >>
Cricket Match...
A teacher told all students to write essay on cricket match.
all students were busy writing except one sardar.
he wrote due to rain, no match...........!!!!
... read on >>
Free Gift...
Once a sardar went to a supermarket and bought a bottle of Noor oil.
After 1 hour he returns back to the supermarket and asks one of the staff member of the supermarket "Bhai meri free gift nahin di... read on >>
5 Rupee Coins...
A Wife gave his husband 2 five rupee coins and told him, Sardarji 5 rupee ke onion and 5 rupee ke potato bazar se le aao.
Sardar went to the market and returned after 1 hr without buying anything.
... read on >>
Relaxing...
One day a Sardarji was sitting under a tree in a relaxed mood at a park.
Two children thought of fooling him and asked,"Are you relaxing?" and the Sardarjee replied,"No, I am Jasbindar Singh."
The... read on >>
Room Corner...
A man took a sardar to a circular room and said go and sit in the corner
guess what? the sadarji was roaming in circles to find the corner
... read on >>
Sardar at his best...
Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side.
Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, "Oye Abdul!"
A guy gets up from other trench, "Kya hai be"
Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. ... read on >>
First day @ school...
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing... read on >>
Will you give me a ring?...
A Sardarni asked her lover during a dating on a romantic evening.
She said to him, "Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "what is your phone number?"
... read on >>
Smart Sardar...
Aardar on bike and a Pathan on a truck. Both were waiting at a traffic signal.
Pathan trying to make fun of sardar" are aye sardar jab head mein khujli hoti hai to helmet utar ke kyun nahi karte" s... read on >>
yeh bhi ek dou...
Once a sardar was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground.
A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip."
Sardarji replies "no puttar that was ... read on >>
Khet mein Boat...
Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.
Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha.
Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai "dekho aise sarda... read on >>
Yes...No...
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!
... read on >>
Sardar Dear...
One day a sardar died due to brain tumer.all the sardars started dancing instead of crying.a person came astronished and asked the sardars why they are dancing.One of the sardar replied atleast one of... read on >>
CONFUSING INSTRUCTIONS...
once a sardar goes 4 examination.After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers.Before he could have done anything more,the h... read on >>
Flag...
Once a sardar goes to a cloth store.he said to the owner bhai indian flag dikhana...shopkeeper shows him some flags.sardarji looks at them and thinks for a while and says something.........bhai isme a... read on >>
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