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Little Johny - Jokes |
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Little Sister...
Little Johny says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister. You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she ... read on >>
Naughty son...
Father:my son aged 7 is so naughty,he made my secretary pregnant.friend:how?father:he made a hole in my condom!
... read on >>
LADIES FIRST...
LITTLE JOHNY WAS NEW TO SCHOOL AND WAS LEARNING ENGLISH FOR THE FIRTS TIME.
ON HIS 1ST DAY, HE SAW 2 PEOPLE FIGHTNG. HE TRIED TO STOP THEM AND THEY SAID 'SHUT UP!'. SO HE LEARNT A NEW WORD. THEN AT H... read on >>
Blood Test...
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.The little girl was softly sobbing.
"why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test,and they're going to cut my finger." said the ... read on >>
Kamchaloo karo...
Diwali ke najdik ke din Ek sheth ne colour karne wale karigar ko
bulya tha ,
Sheth, Sheth ki biwi aur sheth ki do sal ki bachi shubha nasta kar rahe
the tam karigar log aae
Karigar - Sheth Kya kam... read on >>
Improvement...
A Boy was playing in the park with his father sitting on a bench
with his friend.
Father: Beta ! What is 9 multiplied by 8 ?
Beta: 76
Father : Good!
Father's friend got terrified.
Frie... read on >>
Mad Teacher...
The Teacher asked in the school "boys, a car is running at a speed of 90 kmph, then what is my age?"
All students became stunned. The Little Johny raised his hand and said "Sir, 40 yrs."
Very Good, ... read on >>
Heaven...
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think... read on >>
Fruit...
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about." "okay, first: it's roun... read on >>
Bad things...
At Sunday school, the teacher asked little Johnny,
"Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?"
"Sure," little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard."
... read on >>
Suzie...
So this teacher is teaching her grade four class, and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious.' She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several people stick up their... read on >>
LITTLE JOHNNY IN CHURCH...
One bright Sunday morning Cindy and Mark took their eight year old son, Johnny, to church. They sat right in the front so Johnny could get all the benefits from church. But as we know eight year old b... read on >>
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