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Blondes - Jokes |
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On way to heaven...
There was a blond, a Bruntte n a Red.
The three of them dieand so God told them that "There are 100 stairs, and each stair has a joke. If you laugh you fall and go to hell if you don't you get to go ... read on >>
Microwave or T.V. ??...
Once a Blonde goes to a electronics store & goes to a salesman .Pointing out to a microwave she asks,"how much does it cost?".The man says that they do not sell it to blondes.The blonde gets angry & w... read on >>
A mad person...
once upon a time a person goes to delhi to his friends his friends asked him how you are here he told him that there was an formality of sale tax
they gave me a form that fill it.
his friend asked t... read on >>
Why Indeed?...
Why don't blondes ever get angry about blonde jokes?
Because they never understand them!
... read on >>
Hamburger...
A blonde walks in a library and says to the librarian, "I want a hamburger."
The librarian looks at her and says, "Excuse me! This is the library!"
Blonde apoligises and says, (whisper) "I want a ... read on >>
You've got Mail!...
There was a guy who was mowig his lawn when he noticed his next doorneighboor (a blonde) kept on running outside and checking her mail. He noticed that she kept on doing it over and over.
So he thoug... read on >>
Dead Bird...
A Brunette and a blonde were walking on the beach when brunette finds a dead bird on the grounds and says "oh ,poor birdy its dead...".
The blonde searches the sky and says "where is it..."... read on >>
Blonde in pain...
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because everypart of her body hurt.The Doctor looked concern & said,"show me where."
The Blonde touch her own arm and screamed,"ouch!"she look... read on >>
At the Bar...
Q: Why did the blondes come to the bar with a ladder?
A: 'Cause the drinks were on the house.... read on >>
On an island....
A Blonde, red head and a brunette were trapped on an
island. The
brunette estimated that 20 miles ahead from their island was
land. So she
started swimming, 2 miles..4 miles.. and then she was too... read on >>
Confusing a Blonde.......
QUESTION: How do u confuse a blonde???
ANSWER: Don't know?? Preety easyy. U give them a pack of wheat
flakes,
they think it is jig-jaw Puzzle and start doing it.
... read on >>
Disneyland...
there were these 3 blondes who were driving to disneyland, they didnt know the way so they were following all the signs, the first one said disneyland to the right, so they went to the right, then it ... read on >>
Calling 911 in USA...
Why do Blondes have trouble calling 911 ?
They can find the 9 on the phone but where's the 11 !... read on >>
A Slow Blonde...
How do ypu make a blonde laugh on saturday?
Tell her a joke on wednesday.... read on >>
Going to NY...
A BLONDE WAS TRAVELLING TO NEWYORK BY AIR AND SHE HAD THE ECONOMY CLASS TICKET.
SHE ENTERED THE PLANE AND SAT IN THE FIRST CLASS, SO THE HOSTESS TOLD HER TO GO BEHIND IN THE ECONOMY CLASS.
NA....... read on >>
Protection!...
Manpreet Singh of the Merchant Navy, fresh from his training on safety at sea was on his first trip to New York. He went to a bar and ordered a drink. A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde sat down ... read on >>
Pregnant...
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
... read on >>
Confuse...
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
... read on >>
Belly buttons...
Q: Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A: 'Cause blonde guys are dumb, too!
... read on >>
Blonde jokes...
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can understand them
... read on >>
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