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Technology has improved so much...
A drunkened man wanted to go to Delhi he asked a person which train will go to Delhi the man answered him.
Anyhow he understand wrong and got into a train.
He felt sleepy so he went up to the upperm... read on >>
Population...
Teacher while teaching says," In India after every ten minutes a woman gives birth to a baby".
A student stands up and says,"We must find her and stop her".
... read on >>
Maths...
What is the Full Form of MATHS
MENTALLY AFFECTED TEACHERS HARASSING STUDENTS
... read on >>
Iodex...
WHAT IS SIMILAR BETWEEN SEX AND IODEX..........OOO.......AAAAAHHH........OOOUCH
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Condom...
MAN- give me 1 condom. Want to give my girlfrend a gift? SHOPKEEPER- shall i cover it with gift wrapper sir?MAN- condom is the cover for my gift..!
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Life...
A Rectangle has four ends.A Triangle has three ends.A Line has two ends.A Life has one end,But Relationship has no end.
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Man...
a man opened a new shop of wada pav. bt he was confused- what name to keep for the shop. he asked his friend. his friend replies:yaar tu jo bhi cheez subah uthkar sab se pehle dekhe woh hi naam rakh l... read on >>
Water...
in a pond there are 10 fishes one dies.and the level of water increases.....how.....????guess...guess...you dont know???simple....the rest of the fishes were crying
... read on >>
Water...
in a pond there are 10 fishes one dies.and the level of water increases.....how.....????guess...guess...you dont know???simple....the rest of the fishes were crying
... read on >>
Andheri raat!!...
ANDHERI RAAT THI WOH MERA SAATH THIANDHERI RAAT THI WOH MERA SAATH THI MEIN USKE UPER THA WOH MERA NEECHA THI YAARON BURA MAAT MAAN NA WOH MERI CYCLE THI
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Ignorance...
A function was organised . The compere called upon the guests oneby one to address the gathering.The chief guests's turn came and she requested the guest to say a few words. At this one of the organis... read on >>
No knowledge...
No knowledge is withoutcollege,no life is without wife,wife is knife thats cuts urlife,so don"t choose a wife in college life
category : 23
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Monkey...
One day a monkey looked into a mirror he saw his fat nose and ugly and killed himself pomise me that u will not look into a mirror.... read on >>
ABOUT TRAIN...
YAAD HAI HUM PEHLE KAHAN MILE "TRAIN RUKI KHIDKI KHULI NAZRO SE NAZRE MILE AUR AAPNE KAHA AALAH KE NAAM KUCH DE DE BABA"
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women & police cars...
Q.what do women & police cars have in common?A.they make a lot of noise to letyou know that they are coming
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Who Let The Dogs Out...
I saw u on the road that day, U were looking so fine,
Ur face so divine, Ur walk so perfect,
My heart started singing a sweet song???
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
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santa singh...
wat will u do to keep santa singh busy? ... read on >>
Bear...
On a jungle safari in a wildlife sanctuary, we were being escorted by an official guide in his vehicle. The weather was hot and humid and he was showing us a lot of wildlife animals.
Then my friend a... read on >>
dosti...
Ek friend dusre se , yaar mein tujhe itna chahta hu itna chahta hu ke apni dosti ke upar ek shayri bhi likha hu,
Dosra dost shayri bol. ansu tera nikla to aankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadka to dhadkan ... read on >>
sher...
Shahjahan ne taj mahal ko dekha
Wahan lage har dar aur Deewar ko dekha
Har khidki aur khambe ko dekha
Shahjahan ne taj mahal ko dekha
Wahan lage har dar aur Deewar ko dekha
Har khidki aur kha... read on >>
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