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Laughing & Weeping...
Once an ant & elephant got married!!! The next day elephant died somehow ???? Ant started weeping & laughing at same time!! when asked she said 'm weeping 'cos he died.... & 'm lauging on my m... read on >>

Power of Ant...
Two ants were sitting on the tree after taking a lunch.An elephant runs below the tree because of which one ant fell down on that elephant.Then the other ant said "daba saale ko" ... read on >>

Angry Father...
elephant father told to his son that,here after dnt play with ant,son told ok papa. next morning father saw his son playing with ant. ant sees ele father coming towards them and ant says to ele(son)... read on >>

aishwarya rai & ant...
Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree . A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch. By mistake the ant son fell into h... read on >>

Raat ho gi to (Shayari)...
Raat ho gi to chaad bhi duhai duhai dega. Khawabon mein tumhe wo chehra dikhaee dega, yeh mahobbat hai zara sochke karna.. ke anasu bhi gira to sunnai dega. ... read on >>

Ant on top...
There were 2 ants and an elephant.They were going to the park. One ant sat on top of the elephant and the other trailed along in front. The elephant was going to stamp the ant ,so guess what the an... read on >>

Ant disappeared...
Once a ant and a elephant was eating in a restaurent in kerala... suddenly the ant dissappeared... the elephant went searching of the ant ... finally he found the ant was in a temple without even seei... read on >>

Hide & Seek...
One day elephant and ant were playing hide and seek so elephant told ant to hide and then ant hide. So then elephant tried to search him everywhere then the elephant find the ant. Mr. ant asked eleph... read on >>

Swimming Needs...
One day Ant And Elephant went for swimming.After swimming for one hour the elephant cane out.But the Ant din't come out. WHY? Because the Ant had not worn a Swimming Costume ... read on >>

ye dosti hum nahi........
Q: once the elephant wanted to have some oranges he alongwith the ant went to the garden whr the guard saw them & fired twice once at the ant & then at the elephant, the ant died but the elephant sur... read on >>

Scooter Ride...
one day.. elephant was riding a scooter and ant was sitting on the back seat. suddenly they met with an accident . they both fall from the scooter on their heads but only elephant got hurt... how..??... read on >>

2 ants 1 elephant...
Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw one Elephant coming from the opposite side. One Ant told another ant. Let's go and beat him up. Q. What did the other ant told her. Ans. No forget it y... read on >>

for indians...
once there was a ant eating a sugar in some shop the shopkeeper was saying again and again but it was not listening him then an elephant came it asked him that not to eat the sugar and she stopped an... read on >>

Blood Shed...
Its ants birthday, and both decide to go for a long drive on a bike... inspite of elephants warning ant exceeds the speed limit..and both of them meet with an accident.. and elephant will be badly in... read on >>

Hide & Seek...
ant and elephant decide to play heide nd seek... ant goes out to hide and elephants comes to seek.. ant runs into the temple to hide,and elephant comes to know...how?? Ants slippers r left outside... read on >>

Mrs. Elephant...
once an elephant & an ant were on a date. suddenly, the ant fainted. On regaining her senses, she aws asked abt. this to which she said, "i'm expecting a baby elephant!"... read on >>

figure it out...
One ant says there are three ants ahead of me and none behind me, the other ant says there are 2 ants behind me and none ahead of me... third ant says there are 2 ants ahead of me and one behind me...... read on >>

Swimming...
A ant and a elephant are friend and one day they go to swiming...then the elephant come out but the ant don't wanna come... how come........ cuz the ant don't wear swiming dress.... read on >>

Who wins...
A ant and a elephant have a boxing chapionship match... the ant WIN and the elephant LOSE... how come..... cuz the elephant was afraid and he don't wanna to fight. ... read on >>

Running Race...
Why did the ant win the running race inspite of giving the elephant a 100 mts lead. Because the ant was wearing spikes... read on >>





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