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Akbar and...
Ek din Baadshaah Akbar ne Birbal se bole: - Birbal, aaj maine sapne mein dekha ki main ek Shahad ke tub mein gir gaya hoon aur tum ek gutter mein gir gaye ho.Birbal bole: - haan Huzoor, maine bhi ekdu... read on >>
Good News & Bad News...
joke : A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, "Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you. If you change
The Lord's Prayer from `give us th... read on >>
Booze sense...
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare ano... read on >>
Boss & U Loss...
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, 'What's this?', you realize you just dropped
the company's deposit in a mailbox.
A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman a... read on >>
After a few days......
The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the asshole boss. This proved that you don't have to be a brain t... read on >>
Who is the Boss...
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since... read on >>
A day off & boss...
So you want a day off.
Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving... read on >>
Solution for late comers...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor w... read on >>
Reason for leaving...
'Why did you leave your last job?'
'Something the boss said.'
'Was he abusive?'
'Not exactly.'
'What did he say, then?'
'You're fired'
... read on >>
Bosses Vs. workers...
When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When I do it without being told, I'm t... read on >>
She said, He said...
Miss Jones was involved in an affair with her boss, Mr. Smith. Unfortunately, the relationship had reached the point where Miss Jones felt that she was simply being used as a girl toy, so she found a ... read on >>
The Hike...
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
'Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,' he asked.
'Easy, Dad,' little J... read on >>
Dentist Visit...
A man asked his manager for an afternoon off to go see his dentist. 'Sure the boss said.' The next day the man came in and the boss scolded him.
'I thought you were going to see the dentist,' the bo... read on >>
Life after Death...
'Do you believe in life after death?' the boss asked one of his employees.
'Yes, sir,' the clerk replied.
'That's good,' the boss said. 'After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's ... read on >>
I'm the Boss...
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read:
'I'm the Boss!'
He... read on >>
Free service...
The boss came early one morning and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him,
'Is this, what I pay you'? The Manager replied: 'No Sir, This I do free of charge'.
... read on >>
Boss on Vacation...
1. Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the supply room contest.
2. Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
3. The battle begins for t... read on >>
Best work...
The best work in the world is done by people who's bosses don't know what they're doing.... read on >>
New Employee...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. 'What is the meaning of this?' the director asked. 'When you applied for this job, you told us you h... read on >>
Paper Shredder...
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
'Need some help?' a secretary asked.
'Yes,' he replied. 'How does this thing work?'
'Simple,' she said, taking the fat report f... read on >>
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