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Hutch Dealer...
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog
how it is possible?
Because her husband is HUTCH DEALER ...... wherever u go out network follows.
... read on >>
Bomb...
Once three men one British, one French and one Turkish man were travelling in an aircraft, when they go over Britan the british man says "in my country we use alot of orange" so he throwes an orange d... read on >>
Guts...
One day at a sea harboura meeting was held and it was among the india America and japan.the heads of the countries came there and started boosting up about their countries. At the end they started abo... read on >>
This is awesome...
people used to irritate me at weddings pulling my ckeeks saying that "YOU ARE THE NEXT" , they stopped doing it when i started doing the same at funerals.
... read on >>
sindoor........rakhi...
woh cham cham karke chali aaye
woh cham cham karke chali gaye
mein sindoor leke khada tha woh rakhi bandh ke chali gaye.... read on >>
arz kiya hai...
roses r red
sky is neela n
ur mind is like KHAALI PATILA
... read on >>
father and son...
Son: Pappa tell me who is more intelligent father or a son
Father: of course father
Son: No pappa son is more intellgent than father tell me who invented Telephone?
Father: Alexander Graham Bell
S... read on >>
You!!!!!...
Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds. Now, open your eyes, u will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds of your life thinking of an idiotic fool.
... read on >>
Vivek,Salman,Hrithik...
all the 3 men died & went to heaven. The angel in charge said that if you fall into the dirty holes, u will get a sick & ugly girl tied next to U. well, Vivek was the 1st one to fall. He was immidiate... read on >>
for my friends!!!...
tum na mano ye ek haqiqat hain, dosti insaan ki zarurat hain,
kisi din aa jana hamari mehfil main, ek aache naukar ki zarurat hain...''
... read on >>
intelligency of indian...
An insect falls into a mug of beer... Reactions: Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away Japa... read on >>
Friendship...
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.... read on >>
Taj Mahal...
Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga.... read on >>
Allout .. !! ( u gotta chk this )...
Agar apko raat ki tanhai mein koi tang kare, Karwate badalne par majboor kare, chupke se kuch kahe aur gall chum le to " ALLOUT LAGAO MACHAR BHAGAO " !!!!!!!... read on >>
Tohar Chehra-yr face...
Tohar Chehra moti saman (2) Moti humre KUTTE ka naam !!... read on >>
talk between kadai and pressure cooker...
Ek baar kadai aur pressure cooker aapas mein baat kar rahe hote hai to cooker kadai se kehta hai ki tum kitnii kaali ho.kadai kehti hai mein to itni kali hoon fir bhi tum mujhe dekh kar itnii sitiiya ... read on >>
Chali gayi...
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le jalim, Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi.... read on >>
best Friendship...
ankhein teri ho, to asoon mere ho
dil tera ho to, dadhkan meri ho
khuda kare humari dosti itni gehri ho ki
naukri tu kare aur salary meri ho
... read on >>
teachers...
once there were three teachers,a math teacher,physics and chemistry teacher. They planned to go for a picnic near the river.They wentto picnic with students.
Math teacher said i want to measure the d... read on >>
Ducks...
Imagine you and 2 of your other friends are dead and are in heaven...an angels tells
you that u could go anywhere but don't step on the ducks. One of your friend accidently steps
on one and ends up ... read on >>
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