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Change...
PATIENT:doctor i am feeling like a 10 RS note.
DOCTOR: go for shopping the change will do u good.
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DOCTOR & PATIENT...
DOCTOR: Is there some problem in your eyes?
PATIENT: Yes doctor, but how did you know my problem without asking me?
DOCTOR: Because instead of door you entered from window.
DOCTOR: What is your p... read on >>
blood test...
Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "Can i get a urine test done ?"
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EVERGREEN LOVE...
AN OLD MAN WENT TO A DOCTOR AND HE SAID, " DO SOMETHING TO ME! GIVE
ME SOME INJECTIONS TO AMKE ME SEXUALLY POWERFUL."
THE DOCTOR SAID, "POP, HOW OLD ARE YOU. SHOW ME YOUR SEXUAL ORGANS."
THE OLD M... read on >>
Is something wrong...
A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached thedesk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became ... read on >>
Tooth or Baby...
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather ... read on >>
ADA...
"Today most doctors specialize. My own doctor's speciality seems to
be banking. And dentists are not exactly poor either. In fact,
dental practices are so lucrative that the American Dental Associat... read on >>
Boyfriend & Girlfriend...
A woman went in for a physical the other day. The doctor asked her to disrobe. When she did the doctor noticed she had a big red "H" on her chest.
The doctor said; that's strange. How did you get th... read on >>
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