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Lawyers & Politicians - Jokes |
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Bhoot & Polititian...
Bhooto ka dal pahucha Neta ke ghar,
netaji so rahe the bekhabar,
ek ne kaha le chalo ise bhootnagar,
dekha jayega jo bhi hoga iska asar,
dusre ne kaha ise le jaana bekar hai ye desh ka sabse bada... read on >>
Shadi...
Bush and Manmohan Singh meet each other as Bush had invited Manmohan Singh over dinner. Bush in an attempt to impress Manmohan SIngh ji says (in Hindi) " Hamara Country mein Techonology itni tarakkee ... read on >>
BJP AND CONGRESS...
ONCE A BOY GAVE A LOTUS TO GIRL. THE GIRL GAVE HIM A TIGHT SLAP.
THE BOY ASKED HER THE REASON FOR SLAPPING HIM.
THE GIRL TOLD HIM: YOU GAVE ME BJP SO I GAVE YOU CONGRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
... read on >>
Musharraf & Vajpayee...
Musharraf feels sorry about Vajpayee leading a lonely life and
proposes that if India gives Kashmir to Pakistan - then Pakistan will
marry off the most beautiful woman there to Vajpayee.
Vajpayee a... read on >>
go to hell...
A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates
and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I’m sorry, no
Lawyers in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
... read on >>
New Jaguar Car...
A very excited Lawyer pulls up in a brand new Jaguar and parks
outside on the road, close by his place of work. He takes the car to
show
it off to all his colleagues. He opens the door when sudden... read on >>
Laloo's Threat...
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied,
"Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav ... read on >>
Running for life...
A politician running for office toured the country. His campaign took him to all the backward places of the country and to places that most of us have only seen on maps.
Unlike other office-seekers,... read on >>
A JUDGE AND A MAN...
A judge asked a defendant to please stand.
"You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouted,
"Lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!... read on >>
God is great...
God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked three influential men up to Heaven: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates.
"The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each
... read on >>
Clinton says...
Air Force One comes in for a landing at the airport. A ramp is wheeled up and President Clinton appears carrying a pig under each arm. As he comes down the ramp, the Marine at the bottom snaps to a sa... read on >>
Divorce...
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now ... read on >>
Phone No....
A lawyer who works in Texas receives news of an out of town emergency which requires him to fly out of the state for a short period of time. He doesn't even have time to pack, so he calls home to tell... read on >>
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