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About Men - Jokes |
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Man & Rat...
what is the similarity between a MEN & RAT ?
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BOTH OF THEM ARE ALLWAYS SEARCHING & CRAZY TOO FOR HOLES
... read on >>
Genie in a lamp...
3 men were stranded on a island. They found this genie bottle and the rubbed it and the genie came out. The genie then granted them 3 wishes.
the 1st man wishes for a boat and so he gets back home... read on >>
Khujli...
Once a man driving a scooter and he was stops at a red light. Waha Khade khade woh anpna sar khujane laga helmet utare bina.
ek aadmi ne use dekha aur puchne laga "Yaar jab tumhe sar khujana hi hai t... read on >>
Not Cencored...
Once a guy goes to see a doctor, he says doctor i have some severe problem with my Dick...doctor examines...and says no dear ur dick is absolutely fine, u are alergic to ur Girlfriend's Lipstick.....:... read on >>
Ball...
One man has 3 balls instead of two. he goes to a doctor. he says that his balls plus the doctor's balls sum up to 5 the doctor ask him if he got only one???
... read on >>
wife or pant...
What's important for a man? a pant or Wife? ofcourse ! a pant..because..man going outside wife it is okay..but without Pant????
... read on >>
janab galib...
Ek din premika ki deewar pe susu karte pakde jane par janab galib bole tere kambkhat ishq ne sala itna dard diya ki aansuo ne bhi apna rasta badal diya.
... read on >>
cut in the center!...
there was a boy who had never looked at his bumbs,once he got very harsh beating from his teacher on the bumbs! when he came back home for the first time he looked at his bumbs and said the teacher ha... read on >>
human...
what is the difference between a superman and a human?
superman wear underwear on top and human wear underwear underneath.
... read on >>
about men...
dur se dekha to ande ubal rahe the pas me jakar dekha to takle naha rahe the
... read on >>
Dead Man...
Aman who had just died, arrived at heaven's gate. Before allowing him entry, St. Peter asked him if he'd ever loved a woman.
'No,' the man replied, 'Not a single one.'
"Did you have a friend you car... read on >>
Three Man...
There were three mans one was black one was white and one was sardar.... they went to resturent with there wifes...the black guy said to his wife honey pass me the honey....white said sweety pass me t... read on >>
A foreigner...
A foreigner had a very spicy dinner,Next morning he came out of toilet and said,Now I came to know that, why Indians are using water, Bloody tissue can catch fire...
Ha Ha Ha
... read on >>
love aur saala...
ek din luv aur saala kahin ja rahe they. samne ek nali aai aur love usme gir gaya bataokyon?because luv (love) is blind.phir saala bhi nali ke under kood gaya batao kyon?because (love ke liye saala ku... read on >>
Go to hell...
Husband and wife husband ajj jaldi ghar aajatahe tho wife puchthi hai ajji ajj itni jaldi kaise ?
husband kehetha hai ajj mere boss ne jhorse chilaakar kahaa GO TO HELL. isiliye mein ghar aagaya.... read on >>
Arz Kia Hai........
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saathYe bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"... read on >>
BOMB...
once three men one British, one French and one Turkish man were travelling in an aircraft, when they go over Britan the british man says "in my country we use alot of orange" so he throwes an orange d... read on >>
pathan...
ek din pathan apne ghar se bhar niklta hai to dekhta hai gober para hota.
woh dekh kar chala jaata hai phir wapis aata hai aur phir herangi se jhuk kar haath laga kar chakhta hai, aur boolta "hai oo... read on >>
Heart Attack to wife...
A husband came home early from work to find his wife on the bed having a heart attack.
He was about to call the doctor when his little boy said: "daddy,there is a naked man in the wardrobe".
"what!"... read on >>
khoob surat...
Friend : hey dude, look at her she is so beautiful.
Other Friend :wowwwww she is realy good dude, if she is so good than, what abt his brother, he must be more handsome than her.... read on >>
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