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Ugly Woman...
An ugly woman walks in the shop with two kids,
shop keeper asks: are they twins???
woman replis: no 1 is 7 and other is 12 why did u ask??
man replies: coz i cant believe someone had sex with u tw... read on >>
Tajmahal...
BEFORE MARRAIGE
Takdir Hai Magar
Kismat Nahin Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon Magar Mumtaz
Nahin Milti!
AFTER MARRIAGE
Takdir Hai Magar Kismat Nahin Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon... read on >>
Millionaire hubby...
one women told her friend,"i made my hubby a "MILLIONAIRE"......
Her friend asked her ,"what was he before that"
women replied,"a BILLIONAIRE......."
... read on >>
Husband........
Once a husband and wife were sleeping in a bed. suddenly a cat came in kitchen and drank all the milk and went away.Wife to husband:- r u listening cat had drank all the milk.husband ti wife:- i was s... read on >>
Chadi...
Once a girl who had worn a frock was walking on the road. some boys came and told her "if you climb this tree we will all give you 100 rs each". the girl climbed the tree and by the time she came do... read on >>
Woman...
What is the similarity between a casette and a women? A.)both can be used two ways casette for playing and women for fucking
... read on >>
Mother and son...
Ma apne bete se kehti : Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
beta apni ma se kehta: Ma Mujeh Chokolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
... read on >>
Servant...
A lady was very annoyed by his servant. One day he accidently ripped one of her favorite blouse. she was very furious but decided not to say anything. Later the servant drank all the milk that was to ... read on >>
Sexy...
Once a man was looking for something on the beach and saw a girl. He went up to her and asked her if she had seen a ball. THe girl didn't understand english so he tried explaining it to her. He said, ... read on >>
Pakistani Aurat...
Why does pakistani women boobs are bigger in size? b'coz they say to everybady in hindi aa and in marathi dab that is "aa dab"
... read on >>
Boys looking up...
Boys looking up and girls looking down .. why?Ans :- Boys looks the size of balls of girls and girls looking a size of peins
... read on >>
niagara falls...
Guide : I welcome you all to Niagara Falls, these are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may ... read on >>
morgue...
once a naked morgue of a men had kept on a table into the hospital.one nusre came,she was in a period,done sex with the dead mens morgue and went away.again second nurse came she was in period , done ... read on >>
Hath...
"Uske laraste huve hatho ne meri kalai ko yuin chuva, Uske laraste huve hatho ne meri kalai ko yuin chuva, jese uski har dhadkan kahe rahi ho ke bhai sab time kya kuva"
... read on >>
Santa-Banta...
Santa: whose is the most painful delivery in world?
Banta: sunny deol ki maa ki
Santa: woh kese?
Banta: kyuki woh nikla gaddi leke.
... read on >>
Girl Freind...
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.2. Difficult to Understand.3. More Explanation is Needed.4. Result is always FAIL!
... read on >>
Shairi...
Ishq Rog Laga Baitha Choti Si Umar Mein, Ishq Rog Laga Baitha Choti Si Umar Mein...!
Warna Main Kuch Aur Din Jeeleta .. Nadan Tha Ye Dil Mera Jo Tujhse Mohabbat Kar Baitha.... read on >>
Ladki ke honth...
Ji chahta hay ki tere nazuk hontho ko chum lun, Ji chahta hay ki tere nazuk hontho ko chum lun, per teri behti hui naak ne irada badal diya.... read on >>
Do u love me...
Kya tum mujese pyar karte ho ? Dil pe hath rakh kar kasam khao. Ladka -Dil pe hath rakh kar kasam khata hai..
Ladki ne Ek Chata(thappad) lagaya aur kaha maine tume apne dil pe hath rakhke kasam khan... read on >>
wedding ring...
1 girl told to her friend "Why are you wearing a wedding ring in the wrong finger?"
The other answered "To show others that I was married to the wrong person."
... read on >>
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