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At the bar - Jokes
Guy in a Bar... A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
> puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
> astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
> alligator's mouth and p... read on >>
Sharabi... tumhari aankhon ko dekha to pani sharaab ho gaya,
subah uthkar dekha to patloon mein pisaap ho gaya
... read on >>
Drunken Nun... John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
"You s... read on >>
Family Problems... Once two men sat in a bar drinking. The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems." The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a young daughter. my fat... read on >>
Drunkard... Ramesh: A drunkard won 25 lakhs in Crorepati(KBC)
Suresh: So, We call him, 'Quarter-pati'
... read on >>
Surprise package... While enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, this guy decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventu... read on >>
Alcohol scare... A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey... read on >>
Drunked... "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool.
"Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally... read on >>
You owe me... A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is
full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender then says that he has a donkey in t... read on >>
What a family... This depressed man walks into a bar and starts talking to the bar tender. The man says, "I just found out today that my older brother is gay!" The bartender replies, "Gee that's terrible. I'll give yo... read on >>
My first blow job... A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll ya have?" "Gimme 12 shots of rum, 5 tequilas and a cup of coffee!" The bartender begins serving the man. The man gulps ... read on >>
Ape... A man walked into a bar carrying an ape in his arms. "I just bought this fella as a pet," he explained. "We have no children, so he's going to live with us, just like one of the family. He'll eat at o... read on >>
Whose dog... A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." was the reply. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought... read on >>
Frog... A guy walks into a bar with a frog. He sits next to this real attractive lady, places the frog up on the counter, and orders a drink. The lady says "thats a disgusting looking frog you got there." The... read on >>
Town with no women... A guy walks into a bar in a town with no women and asks the
bartender, "How can you live in this town without any women?". The
bartender replies, "It's not that bad when we get lonely we go out back... read on >>
Have you shaved... This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing a tube top. She has never
shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she has a
thick black bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she raises her a... read on >>
Duck... This woman comes into a bar, see, and she's got this DUCK.
And she sits down next to this drunk, and the drunk goes,
"Where'd you get the pig?"
And the woman goes, "It's not a pig, it's a duck." An... read on >>