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A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good ... read on >>
Complain...
A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer." The user had also tried turning the computer screen to fac... read on >>
you Have got a Male...
SIMON SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born"?
DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up... read on >>
Inbox...
Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ik female. Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya mailbox, kya e-mail...
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Server Down...
Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya server down...
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Software Engineer Husband...
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you a... read on >>
Types Of Women...
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can liv... read on >>
Bill gates...
Bill gates, the computer guy, went to heaven. God was confused
about where to put him-hell or heaven. So bill gates said i will go to the
two places and see which one is better. first he went to hea... read on >>
Computer in a Floppy...
SAVING A COMPUTER IN A FLOPPY (Tech Edge joke)
one day..one customer called and said that he wants to
do a full factory restore,which means he wants to use the QR
cd,that is
the Quick Restore cd... read on >>
intelligence...
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
'cause I still have mi... read on >>
TYPES OF WEBMASTERS...
Traits :
Owner of a new university-supplied computer account with http access. Complete lack of originality. Multiple references to beer/Disney movies. Several photos of Student with college buddies ... read on >>
COMPUTER.... MALE OR FEMALE?...
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard,Captain!").
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) anno... read on >>
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