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CHAND MAT KAHO...
EK BAR LALOO NE RABDI KO PYAR SE KAHA 'MERA CHAND'. RABDI BOLI ' NA JI, HUMKA CHAND NA KAHO, YE SASURA AMRIKAWALE TO ROJ CHAND PE CHADHTE HAI. ... read on >>

Laloo goes to US...
Once Laloo Prasad of Bihar sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:- "Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. ... read on >>

The Speech...
After learning english, Laloo throws a grand party.At the beginning of the party, he gives a speech in English.The speech was as follows:- "I thank you all for coming from the bottom of my heart and ... read on >>

Appinment Letter...
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply: "Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our r... read on >>

rabri...
Two young friends (Bunty and Chinto) were standing on the flatform of Bihar. After standing there for one hour, Bunty went to buy sweets from a shop 5 meters away. When he came back, he was crying. ... read on >>

Laloo as a Principal...
Laloo is convicted in the fodder case and the courts decide that all his property belongs to the state. He is left with nothing and is going around looking for a job. He joins as a principal of a sch... read on >>

Samartan Milegi...
Once Laloo and jayalalitawent out in aforest. laloo instantly seeing her alone asked her"Samarthan Milegi".but the latter said "no".having been asked the same question time and againand getting refu... read on >>

Laloo Stamp...
When Laloo completed 25 years of his rule over Bihar, he wanted a special postage stamp with his picture on it. He asked Rabri, stressing that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and ... read on >>

Laloo's Marketing...
Laloo is convicted in the fodder case and the courts decide that all his property belongs to the state. He is left with nothing and is going around looking for a job. Eureka Forbes (the vacuum cleane... read on >>

Toilet...
What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? La loo ... read on >>

Plane...
once sonia gandhi, laloo, a school girl and a panditji was travelling in a plane. suddenly pilot approached them and told that planes one propeler has been failed and the other propeler will last for ... read on >>

Bihari...
Once, while laloo was on an air trip to some country, the air hostess inquired, "sir aap shaakahaari hai ki maausahari ?" To which laloo promptly replied, "hum to sirf bihari hoon!!!"... read on >>

Bil Clinton...
Bill Clinton decided to 'teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the tuition ins... read on >>

Puzzle...
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags. "FIVE MONTHS? TH... read on >>

Japan...
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three ... read on >>

CM...
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the p... read on >>

Married...
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, ... read on >>

family planning...
Laloos family planning policy.. "DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"... read on >>

Las Vegas...
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Bega... read on >>

Wait please...
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...... read on >>





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