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cost of insulting ur boss...
Wife: "last night u were so drunk that u insulted ur boss"
Husband: "piss on him."
Wife: "u did and he fired u"
Husband: "f@#% him"
wife: "I did and now u can go to work from monday......"
... read on >>
kaun se wale ?...
One person has a habit of showoffs, once his friend tells him that he is coming to visit his house.
This person teach his wife that every time I ask u bring something you just have to say "kaun sa wa... read on >>
Memory problem...
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start... read on >>
Husband and Wife...
A small guy named arun who is known by others as mr.kumar ka beta which his mom dont like she wanted his son to be known by his name nt by fathers name so whenever anyone used call him "MR KUMAR KA BE... read on >>
Husband & Wife...
Husband and wife were quarelling.
The hubby sats to his wife"you will see the beast out of me"
The wife promptly says "so what,i am not afraid of a mouse"... read on >>
dukhbhari kahani...
ek admi ko shak tha ki uske wife ke character mein kuch locha hain. ek din achanak dopaher ko hi woh office se ghar agaya aur doorbell bajaya toh uski biwi ne derwaza khola. usne dekha uske biwi ka ba... read on >>
2'nd wife...
two friends were sitting in a park.
1'st friend:kya hua yaar,bada pareshan lag raha hai.2'nd :haan yaar,meri pehli biwi driver ke saath bhaag gayi phir maine doosri shaadi kar li.1'st:to kya doosri b... read on >>
Mean Husband...
One day there was a husband named Ravi who was going to die...
beside him was his wife who was trying to give him hope, Shalu...Ravi tried to talk to Shalu and Said "Shalu, when im dead, i allow u to... read on >>
Height of....?...
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF COINCIDENCE?
A. MY FATHER AND MOTHER MARRRIED ON THE SAME DAY!!... read on >>
Mother of 4...
Husband apni wife ko baar - baar ye kah kar bulataa hai - "Are mere 4 bachcho ki maa sunti ho?"
Wife sunti rahti hai aur ek baar gusse me kahti hai - 'Bolo mere 3 bachcho ke baap."... read on >>
A Spinner...
Ek spinner bowler apni suhaag raat ke din apni dulhan se kehne laga; Husband: Tum ne zindagi main mere alawa kisi aur se piyar kiya?
Wife: reply dene ke bajaye apna head dhere dhere nichey karne lagi... read on >>
bad pati or good biwi...
hum roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning ,
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning.... read on >>
Shaadi...
shaadi se pehle
ek aadmi:
Tajmahal banwana chahta hoo,
magar Mumtajmahal milthi hi nahi.
shaadi ke baad
ek aadmi:
Tajmahal banwana chahta hho,
magar Mumtajmahal marthi hi nahi... read on >>
Marriage and War...
There is only one difference between marriage and war...
In marriage, you have to SLEEP with your enemy..... read on >>
2 times...
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage... read on >>
i did not notice...
once husband and wife were quarlling with each other
Wife says : " i was foolish on that time when i took a decesion to marry
with you.
husband replies : on that time i was blind in your love ,... read on >>
why it is so...
mohan's wife has a bad habit to talk on a phone for a BIG Time at
least half an hour per call.
once mohan was sitting besides her wife , a phone call came , she attend
it and start to talk , afte... read on >>
Come in queue...
There was a big funeral procession passing through. The scenario
was that there was a big Dog in front of the procession and he was having
so many garlands around his bulky neck. Then there was a sm... read on >>
Just Divorced !...
A Pakistani couple had just left a Court after their Divorce. The woman was really upset and crying. The man put his arm around the woman and say's "don't worry, we can still be cousins"... read on >>
bechara kabi...
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
... read on >>
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