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Sunil Gavaskar & Ravi Shastri...
australia playing india at wankhede
gavasker enters the stadium
ravi and kapil greet sunny
hi sunny whats up ?
match goes on after a hour or so ravi turns to see sunny still standing so ravi... read on >>
Cricket...
A man hit the ball up for six but it went up to god when it came down it was writen 'DO NOT SEND BALL UP'.Second day happened same.On third day it went up and it was wirten'IF YOU SENDTHIS TIME I WILL... read on >>
Indian Cricketer...
Que:-What is the difference between indian cricketer and condom ?
Ans:-Indian cricketer drops the catches but condom cath the drops................... read on >>
against pakistan...
There was one over left and 12 runs to win for Pakistan with one wicket in hand. shoib akhtar and M. Sami were batting. On the first ball shoib asked refree where is the boundry line, the refree waiv... read on >>
Kumble&Sachin...
Sachin married a elder lady & Kumble married a widow.
why????
Because batsman wants a old ball & spinner wants a used ball.... read on >>
Harbhajan...
After WoridCup 2003 Bhaju has decided to get married.
At 1st night of his Suhagraat
he ask his wife " ARE YOU VIRGIN ? "
His wife reply:" Kar de na sardaro waali baat, Kabhi spiner ko nayi gend
mi... read on >>
Wake up...
The game was drifting off into total boredom, when a man in the crowd suddenly burst into a round of applause.
The man next to him said 'Why did you do that?'
'Sorry' he replied 'I was trying to k... read on >>
What a dog?...
During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start bowling off breaks, eventually taking four wickets for eighteen runs.
'That's incredible!' he exclaimed t... read on >>
Grazing sheep...
During the week, the village pitch is always covered in grazing sheep. Last week, the groundsman was marking out the boundary when he heard one sheep say to another,
'Well, I've eaten all the grass ... read on >>
Street Cricket...
Two boys were playing cricket in the street. This always annoyed the man outside whose house they were playing and he ran out and accosted the one who was bowling.
'How many times do I have to tell ... read on >>
Cricket job...
The cricketer was visiting the psychiatrist.
Cricketer: 'It's terrible. I can't score runs, I'm a terrible bowler, and I can't hold a catch. What can l do?
Doctor: 'Get another job.'
Cricketer: '... read on >>
Pen jam...
The secretary was frantically phoning the doctor.
'Can you come quickly; doctor? the scorer has just swallowed his pen.'
'I'll be right over. What are you doing in the mean time? '
'Using a penci... read on >>
Cricket hit......
The phrenologist was carefully feeling the head of the father.
'Ah yes,' he said. 'Now that bump indicates a love of children.'
'Love of children?' snorted the father, 'That's where my son hit me ... read on >>
Need to be fit...
'You have to be fit to play cricket, don't you?'
'You certainly do. I get up at five, run for two miles, come back and do four hours of exercises'
'How long have you been doing it?'
'I start tom... read on >>
All out...
The toothless victim was emerging from the anaesthetic. As he came to his senses, he saw the dentist packing up to go to lord's for the afternoon.
'Not a bad morning's work, eh?' said the dentist, c... read on >>
Cricketer's definition...
Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
... read on >>
West Indian cricket team...
Once a husband and wife were applying for a divorce in Jamaican court. The judge in the court was in a fix as to who should get custody of their only daughter.
So he asked the little girl 'Do you wa... read on >>
Iron nerve...
The captain called the batsman into his room. 'We've got some very tough matches coming up,' he said, 'and I wanted to talk to you because we need someone with an Iron nerve, a strong constitution and... read on >>
Geoffry Boycott...
what does geoffry boycott say when he sees the brittania ad?
there is nothing great about Rahul Dravid.even his mom could get him out.
... read on >>
Bowled out...
The batsman mistimed the ball and it just touched his off stump and one bail gently fell to the ground.
With great aplomb, the batsman replaced the ball and remarked cheerfully, 'Rather a strong win... read on >>
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