|| Osama Bin Laden - Jokes
Osama's son studying in the 5th grade was asked a question by his teacher, "How can i distribute 5 apples to 6 children?"
His answer was quick,"Kill one". ... read on >>
A Solution to Run...
Osama Bin Laden had a camel who had some disabilities to run fast. So it happened one day when Laden was passing the desert with his camel. He was in a mission and needed his camels's activeness.
So... read on >>
osama after dying on judjement day sees a man with a ungly women
and asks the angels why he is with such a women, the angels say he did a
lot of bad work in life so its his punishment for afterlife
... read on >>
osama bin laden asked shahrukh khan hows life
shahrukh said khabi khushi khabi gham
then shahrukh asked osama bin laden hows life and he said kabhi
bomb... read on >>
How's your life?...
Theres shahrukh khan and osama bin laden and osama bin laden says to shahrukh khan hows your life shahrukh khan says khabhi kushikhabi gham.
then shahrukh khan says how your life osama bin laden s... read on >>
Bin Laden goes to hell...
One day in the future, Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list... read on >>
Afraid Of Penties...
Q : Why Osama Bin Laden is afraid of penties?
Ans : B'coz, behind all the penties there is a bush.... read on >>
Bin Laden's abyss...
Upon Osama Bin Laden's death, he is met by an evil spirit.
'Osama,' hisses the spirit. 'I have good news and bad news for you.The good news is the Devil could not be more proud of your work in ethni... read on >>
Where is Osama Ben Laden?...
Overheard deep within the mountains of Afghanistan:
Where is Osama Ben Laden?
He's in the Wit-less Protection Program... read on >>
Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala
Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime
Implementation Analyst (CIA)
MS (Criminal Sciences)
Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and ... read on >>
The Taliban Can!...
Who can take the Koran?
chorus: Who can take the Koran?
Ignore Mohammed's truth?
chorus: Ignore Mohammed's truth?
Justify with violence "A tooth for a tooth!"
The Taliban can.
chorus: The Taliba... read on >>