Once a husband and wife were applying for a divorce in Jamaican court. The judge in the court was in a fix as to who should get custody of their only daughter.
So he asked the little girl 'Do you want to go with Daddy' the girl said no. 'Why?' asked the judge. 'Because Dad beats me very much' said the girl. 'Ok! do you want to go with your mother?' asked the judge. 'No because mummy also beats me very much 'replied the girl.'
Then whom do you want to go with?' asked the judge. Says the girl 'I want to go with the West Indian Cricket Team. They only don't beat anybody!!