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Guy in a Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He

> puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the

> astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this

> alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the

> gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open

> his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for

> witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

> The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the

> bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the

> alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the

> crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer

> bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its

> head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his

> genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the

> first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up

> again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's

> willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.

> After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A

> woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise

> not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".








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