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Guy in a Bar
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
> puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
> astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
> alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
> gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open
> his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
> witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
> The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the
> bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
> alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
> crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
> bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
> head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
> genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the
> first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up
> again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
> willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.
> After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A
> woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise
> not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
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