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once three men one British, one French and one Turkish man were travelling in an aircraft, when they go over Britan the british man says "in my country we use alot of orange" so he throwes an orange down from the aircraft.

when the go over France the french man says "in my country we use alot of lemon" so he throwes a lemon down from the aircraft.

when they go over Turkey the turkish man says "in my country we use bomb" so he throws the bomb from the aircraft.

When the British man goes in his country he sees a boy crying he asks him the reason of crying the boy says "an aircraft passed and throwed an orange on me".

WHen the french man goes in his country he sees a boy crying he asks him the reason of crying the boy says "an aircraft passed and throwed a lemon on me.

when the turkish man goes in his country he sees a boy laughing he asks him the reason of laughing the boy says " I farted and the fornt building fell down"

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