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Santa at kaun banega crorepati
Big B: Aur ab mere samne baite hai santa singh.
Yeh punjab ke hai aur ye ek sardar hai.
Chleye santa singh hum aur ap khelte hai kaun banega crorepati...
Big B: Pehela prashna 1000 rupai ke liye.
Yeh reha. Ap ke PITA ka nam kya hai?
A:Banta singh
B:Khushwant singh.
C:Harveer singh.
D:Jasmeet singh.
Santa Singh(after a lot of thought.): I am not sure.
So i want to use 50-50.
Big B: Chaliye computerji santa singh 50 50 ka isthemal karna chate hai.
In 4 javabo mein se 2 galat javab mita dijiye.
A:banta singh
C:Harveer singh.
Big B: Ap kya javab dena chate hai?
Santa Singh (after sitll long thought): Mai abhi bhi sure nahi hu is liye mai phone a friend use karna chata hu.
Big B: Kise phone karna chate hai ap?
Santa: Apni ma ko.
Big B: Chaliye computer santaji ki ma ko phone lagaya jaye.
Big B: Hello santa ki ma main amitabh bachhan bol raha hu kaun banega crorepati se.............blah blah blah.
Santa: Hello ma qustion hai apke pita ka nam kya hai?
A:banta singh
C:harveer singh.
Ma:(after about 20 sec): Mujhe malum nahi beta tum janta se pucho.
Santa: Amitji mai janta ki rai lena chata hu...
janta ki rai...
santa singh--50%
harveer singh---50%
Big B: Ab ap kya karna chate hai?
Santa: I want to withdraw. I quit
Big B: Chaliye santa singh is qutting on his first qustion. Afsos hum apko kuch nahi de sake. Ap ne pehle question main he WITHDRAW kar liya hai.
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