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Santa at kaun banega crorepati

Big B: Aur ab mere samne baite hai santa singh.

Yeh punjab ke hai aur ye ek sardar hai.

Chleye santa singh hum aur ap khelte hai kaun banega crorepati...

Big B: Pehela prashna 1000 rupai ke liye.

Yeh reha. Ap ke PITA ka nam kya hai?

A:Banta singh

B:Khushwant singh.

C:Harveer singh.

D:Jasmeet singh.

Santa Singh(after a lot of thought.): I am not sure.

So i want to use 50-50.

Big B: Chaliye computerji santa singh 50 50 ka isthemal karna chate hai.

In 4 javabo mein se 2 galat javab mita dijiye.

A:banta singh

C:Harveer singh.

Big B: Ap kya javab dena chate hai?

Santa Singh (after sitll long thought): Mai abhi bhi sure nahi hu is liye mai phone a friend use karna chata hu.

Big B: Kise phone karna chate hai ap?

Santa: Apni ma ko.

Big B: Chaliye computer santaji ki ma ko phone lagaya jaye.

Big B: Hello santa ki ma main amitabh bachhan bol raha hu kaun banega crorepati se.............blah blah blah.

Santa: Hello ma qustion hai apke pita ka nam kya hai?

A:banta singh

C:harveer singh.

Ma:(after about 20 sec): Mujhe malum nahi beta tum janta se pucho.

Santa: Amitji mai janta ki rai lena chata hu...

janta ki rai...

santa singh--50%

harveer singh---50%

Big B: Ab ap kya karna chate hai?

Santa: I want to withdraw. I quit

Big B: Chaliye santa singh is qutting on his first qustion. Afsos hum apko kuch nahi de sake. Ap ne pehle question main he WITHDRAW kar liya hai.






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