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About Men - Jokes |
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Dead Man
Aman who had just died, arrived at heaven's gate. Before allowing him entry, St. Peter asked him if he'd ever loved a woman.
'No,' the man replied, 'Not a single one.'
"Did you have a friend you cared for?"
"No."
"Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?
No.
"What took you so long to get here?" asked a surprised St. Peter. "You've been dead for ages!"
Contributed by - Ashwathy
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