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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?



Sardar: Ooh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform no. 1 par khade gaaddi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki Shatabdee Express 1 no.

platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi

patri par aa gayi.



Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.



Sardar: Ooe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

Contributed by - ANIL TIWARI




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