A man with a big smile on his face walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What'll ya have?" "Gimme 12 shots of rum, 5 tequilas and a cup of coffee!" The bartender begins serving the man. The man gulps them down as fast as he can make them, and lights a cigarette. "So what's the occasion?" asks the bartender. "Just had my first blow-job". "Really, How was it?" "Not too bad but I can still taste it!"