clear clear
clear clear clear clear clear
clear
Humor
  previous Next


It can cost u a lot

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have "Seeboard" written on my forehead? I don't think so."



"Well, then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have "Zanussi" written on my forehead? I don't think so."



"Fine," she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have "B&Q" written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"



So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.



As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"



She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the

repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake.



So the husband asked, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Hellooooo...... Do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead? I don't think so."

Contributed by - Bijal




More Categories

About Men About Women
Ajit Akbar & Birbal
Alok Nath Ant & Elephant
At the bar Blondes
Computer Corporate
Cricket Doctors
Entertainment Husband & Wife
KBC Laloo
Lawyers & Politicians Little Johny
Neil Nitin Mukesh Nirupa Roy
Osama Bin Laden Others
Pakastani Sardars
Shayari zero
Celeb Gallery

Tags

Nargis Fakhri Irrfan Khan Bipasha Basu Tamaannah Bhatia Sapna Pabbi Alia Bhatt Sonam Kapoor Kunal Khemu Madhuri Pandey Neha Sharma Chitrangada Singh Aamir Khan Anushka Sharma Sneha Ullal Asin Complete List

A Fifth Quarter Infomedia Pvt. Ltd. site.