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Testing on Ants
One day Ajit said to Robert - "Chalo hum chiti pe testing karte hain"
They go to the lab
Robert asks Ajit - "Boss, main is chiti ko kaise marun?"
Ajit - "Is pe Liquid oxygen dal do.... Liquid ke kaaran yeh jee nahi paayega aur oxygen ke kaaran yeh mar nahin paayega"
Robert - "Aur is chiti ko kaise maarun?"
Ajit - "Isko superconductor me daal do....Bechara ticket dete dete thak jaayega"
Robert - "Aur ischiti ko kaise maarun?"
Ajit - "Isko Microprocessor me daal do....BIT by BIT marega!!"
Contributed by - Pritish
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