This depressed man walks into a bar and starts talking to the bar tender. The man says, "I just found out today that my older brother is gay!" The bartender replies, "Gee that's terrible. I'll give you a drink on the house." The next day, the same man walks into the bar again looking even more depressed. The bartender says "what's up?". The man replies, "I just found out today that my younger brother is gay!" The bar tender replies, "Gee that's awful. I'll give you another drink on the house." The man drinks the drink and then walks out. The following day, the same man crawls into the bar in a really bad shape. The bartender asks, "My God man, what happened to you?" The man replies, "I just found out that my dad is gay!" The bartender replies, "Doesn't anybody in your family like pussy?" The man thinks for a little while and then says, "Yeah, my sister!"