Boyfriend & Girlfriend
A woman went in for a physical the other day. The doctor asked her to disrobe. When she did the doctor noticed she had a big red "H" on her chest.
The doctor said; that's strange. How did you get the red "H" on your chest?
The woman replied: "My husband went to Harvard and beloved the school so much he never takes his block sweater off...even when we make love."
Several days later; another woman came into the doctor's office for a physical. The doctor went through the same routine. After she disrobed, the doctor noticed she had a big "M" on her chest.
Not wanting to appear stupid, the doctor said: "Your boyfriend must have gone to Michigan."
The woman responded" "I don't know what you are talking about, but my
girlfriend went to Wisconsin."