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Little Johny - Jokes |
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LADIES FIRST
LITTLE JOHNY WAS NEW TO SCHOOL AND WAS LEARNING ENGLISH FOR THE FIRTS TIME.
ON HIS 1ST DAY, HE SAW 2 PEOPLE FIGHTNG. HE TRIED TO STOP THEM AND THEY SAID 'SHUT UP!'. SO HE LEARNT A NEW WORD. THEN AT HOME HE WAS WATCHING SUPERMAN. THERE HE LEARNT I AM SUPERMAN. HIS FATHER WAS TEACHING HIM SOME ETTIQUETES. HE SAID 'ALWAYS BE KIND TO LADIES AND SAY LADIES FIRST WHEN NECESSARY'. SO THE NEXT DAY, HE WENT PROUDLY TO SCHOLL THAT HE LEARNT 3 NEW THINGS. SO HIS TEACHER ASKED HIM A QUESTION AND JOHNY GOES 'SHUT UP!'. THE TEACHER GETS ANGRY AND SAYS ' WHO
DO U THINK U R?'. JOHNY SAYS ' I AM SUPERMAN'. THEN THE TEACHER SAYS 'GET OUT!!!!!'. JOHNY SAYS ' LADIES FIRST'.
Contributed by - PRAGYA
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