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Ants B and A

B: What kind of ant is good at adding up?

A: An account - ant

B: What do you call ant space travelers?

A: Cosmon - ants

Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt

Boy: No, it's an eleph - ant.

Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

B What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

A: Ant'ten'eye!

B: What do you get if you cross an ant with one leg of an overall?

A: Pant.

B: What do you call an ant that likes to be alone?

A: An independ - ant

B: What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

A: An ant - phibian.

B: What do you call an eighty-year old ant ?

A: An ant - ique.

B: Why don't anteaters get sick?

A: Because they're full of ant-y-bodies !

B: What is even bigger than an eleph - ant?

A: A gi - ant

B: What is smaller than an ant's dinner?

A: An ant's mouth.

B: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

A: Ten - ants






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