|| Ant & Elephant - Jokes
Ants B and A
B: What kind of ant is good at adding up?
A: An account - ant
B: What do you call ant space travelers?
A: Cosmon - ants
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an eleph - ant.
Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
B What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
B: What do you get if you cross an ant with one leg of an overall?
B: What do you call an ant that likes to be alone?
A: An independ - ant
B: What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
A: An ant - phibian.
B: What do you call an eighty-year old ant ?
A: An ant - ique.
B: Why don't anteaters get sick?
A: Because they're full of ant-y-bodies !
B: What is even bigger than an eleph - ant?
A: A gi - ant
B: What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
A: An ant's mouth.
B: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
A: Ten - ants