Abou elephants

Q: What's grey and comes in quarts?

A: An elephant

Q:Why do ducks have flat feet?

A:To stomp out forest fires -

Q:So why do elephants have flat feet, then?

A:To stomp out burning ducks!

Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle?

A: Optimistic!

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