'My boss is a waste of perfectly good air and space.'
'We only act like idiots because you treat us like idiots.'
'You are the reason labor laws were created.'
'The lost-and-found just called and said they had found a spine. They were wondering whether it was yours.'
'You own 3 homes, have a brand new car, have a brand new truck, and take vacations to exotic places. I get a $0.25 raise each year, no health insurance, and no paid holidays. And you call that fair?'
'God screwed up when he made you, boss.'
'You have a great business, but you are a lousy boss.'
'Your management skills suck like swampwater.'
'How can you look at yourself in the mirror everyday without making yourself sick?'