Boss's World

'My boss is a waste of perfectly good air and space.'

'We only act like idiots because you treat us like idiots.'

'You are the reason labor laws were created.'

'The lost-and-found just called and said they had found a spine. They were wondering whether it was yours.'

'You own 3 homes, have a brand new car, have a brand new truck, and take vacations to exotic places. I get a $0.25 raise each year, no health insurance, and no paid holidays. And you call that fair?'

'God screwed up when he made you, boss.'

'You have a great business, but you are a lousy boss.'

'Your management skills suck like swampwater.'

'How can you look at yourself in the mirror everyday without making yourself sick?'

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