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Elephants

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?

A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue,& then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?

A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue,& then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: 'Aw, come one, have you ever seen a yellow elephant!?!'






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