Boss on Vacation
1. Best imitation of the boss wins everything in the supply room contest.
2. Lock-jimmying contest, immediately followed by a charity raffle of executive office furniture.
3. The battle begins for the coveted 'Solitaire, Minesweeper, Tetris' Triple Crown.
4. Use boss' computer to send suggestive emails to the local chapter of NOW.
5. Visit local nude beach for daily 'staff' meeting.
6. A rousing game of 'Pin the Secretary's Tail on the Boss' Desk.'
7. Staple that dweeb from accounting to the wall.
8. Take pictures of his favorite coffee cup in the toilet. Save for resignation day.