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Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.

Ajit: Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde

Robert: Ok boss

Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!

Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde

Robert: Ok boss

He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six again. Now

there are two balls and 12 runs.

Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se jaake kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daalde aur Imran ko catchout karde.

Robert: Ok boss

He goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again. Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Robert: Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?

Ajit: Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!






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