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God is great

God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked three influential men up to Heaven: Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates.

"The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each

have one week to prepare your followers for the End of the World."



With another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.



Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a God. The bad news is that He's really mad and plans to end the world in a week."

In Russia, Yeltsin announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong; there is a God after all. The worse news is that He's mad and is going to end the world in a week."



Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is that we don't have to fix WINDOWS 95."






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