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A JUDGE AND A MAN

A judge asked a defendant to please stand.



"You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouted,



"Lying bastard!"



"Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said,

"You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."



"Tightwad!", blurted the man again.



"Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."



"Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answered,

"I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"






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