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Bill gates

Bill gates, the computer guy, went to heaven. God was confused

about where to put him-hell or heaven. So bill gates said i will go to the

two places and see which one is better. first he went to heaven. as he

expected, everyone wore white, had big wings, and had homes made with

clouds. When he went to heaven, he saw a beautiful beach with many

beautiful girls. so he lived in hell forever. when god came to check on

him, He saw that Bill was suffering. Bill complained, "oh death in hell is

so boring. i saw a beach with lots of beautiful girls before. what

happened to all that?"

For a minute, god thought and said, "that was just a screensaver!!"





Contributed by - Seema Akkar




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