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Software Engineer Husband

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morningHusband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad?s house.Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

Contributed by - Kundel

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