Sardar's war with pakistanis
One day a group of 30 Pakistani soldiers are on patrol at the Indo - Pak border when they come upon an Indian sardarji soldier relaxing on top of a small hill.
The Sardarji puts his hands on his hips and screams out, 'Oye kutton! Do any of you think you're man enough to take me on?'
The biggest Pakistani comes running up the hill, screaming back at the Indian. When he gets to the top he simply plows into his foe and the two tumble down the other side of the hill, out of sight.
There is the sound of a horrendous fight for a moment or two, and then all is quiet.
Soon, the Indian reappears, quite untouched. He puts his hands on his hips and sneers, 'Well, looks to me like one of you couldn't do it, how about the rest?'
The enraged Paki team leader sends his entire platoon, all 30 men, charging after the sardarji soldier. They all go tumbling down the far side of the hill.
After 15 minutes of screaming and yelling and cursing a lone, bloodied
Pakistani crawls over the top of the hill.
The Paki platoon leader yells up to his man, 'What's going on up there?'
The wounded Pakistani soldier, with his last bit of breath, replies, 'Sir, it's a…a trap, sir. There's two of them!'