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Lawyers & Politicians - Jokes |
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New Jaguar Car
A very excited Lawyer pulls up in a brand new Jaguar and parks
outside on the road, close by his place of work. He takes the car to
show
it off to all his colleagues. He opens the door when suddenly a big
truck
drives by and rips off the car door. The Lawyer starts screaming and
raving at what had happened to his new car and calls 911. The police
arrive on the scene ten minutes later. After minutes of shouting and
ranting/raving about the car he finally calms down. The police man
say's,
"You Lawyers never think about people only materialistic things like
cars
and are selfish, did you not realise that when that truck hit your
car
dorr, it also ripped your arm off from the elbow down". The Lawyer
then
shouts out, "Shit, my Rolex".
Contributed by - Qasim Rasul
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