3 men were sitting on a building, they were ordered to throw something away. The 1st man threw his gold, 2nd: his wine, 3rd: a bomb.
They were walking one day, and the 1st person saw a girl crying, he asked why she was crying, she said a piece of gold hit her. "Sorry that was me", he said. Same thing with the next girl, but she had wine on her head, which dyed her hair purple. The 3rd person saw a girl laughing hysterically; he asked what was so funny. She said: Daddy farted and the whole house blew up!