go to hell
A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates
and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "Iím sorry, no
Lawyers in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Lawyers."
"But, but, but, Iíve been a good man", replies the Lawyer.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the
starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "Iíve had a word with God and he
agrees with me. Hereís your thirty dollars back, now take a hike!"
Contributed by - Dheeraj Mehta