go to hell
A Lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He knocks on the old pearly gates
and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I’m sorry, no
Lawyers in heaven."
"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Lawyers."
"But, but, but, I’ve been a good man", replies the Lawyer.
"Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?"
"Well" said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 dollars to the
starving children in Africa".
"Oh" says St. Peter. "anything else?"
"Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 10 dollars to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 dollars to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns.
He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I’ve had a word with God and he
agrees with me. Here’s your thirty dollars back, now take a hike!"
Contributed by - Dheeraj Mehta