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Teri Aane Wali Zindagi Ek Sahi Shot…
Aur Ek Galat Faisle Ke Beech Main Tiki Hui Hai
Nawazuddin: Yeh Singhaniya Ke Bache-Vache Toh Honge Nahi,
Arbaaz: Tujhe Kaise Pata?
Nawazuddin: Itni Der Se Ek Ball Ko Khade Main Toh Daal Nahi Paa Raha Hai Yeh...
Nawazuddin: Ae Chaddi, Chaddi Chaddi
Man: Kitne Ki Hai Chaddi
Nawazuddin: Maatra Chaalis Rupaiye
Man: Chaalis Rupaaiye Toh Bahut Mehga Hai
Nawaazudiin: 60 Rupaiye Ka Quarter Peeke Naali Mein Girke Apni Izzat Ki Aisi Taisi Karva Loge, 40 Rs Ki Cheez Jo Tumhari Izzat Bachaati Hai Woh Tumhe Mehangi Lag Rah Hai?
Lady: Sex?
Nawazuddin: Mann Toh Hai Karne Ka Lekin Aai Ne Kaha Shaadi Se Pehle Nahi...
Khel Koi Bhi Ho, Hum Gareeb Log Ya Toh Jeet-Te Hain, Ya Sikhte Hain... Haarte Kabhi Nahi... Aadab
Jeet Mein Toh Har Aadmi Saath Deta Hain, Sathi Toh Woh Hai Jo Haar Main Bhi Saath De...
Chaddi.... Ekse Badhkar Ek Chaddi,
Rang-Berangi Designdaar Khusbudaar,
Izzatdaar Chaddi, Har Colour, Har Design, Har Size, Har Flavour Ki Chaddi,
Party Wear Chaddi, Common Man Se Lekar Super Man Sabhi Ke Har Shape mein,
Nili Pili Satrangi Aur Chitkabri Chaddi,
Raat Ke Rajao Ke Liye Disco Wali, Radium Wali, Nade Wali,
Bina Nade Wali, Elastic Wali Plastic Wali,
Chote Baccho Ke Liye Special Full Guranteewali Chaddi
Jitna Khello Kabbadi Tut Jayegi Haddi Lekin Nahi Fategi Chaddi,
Chaddi Chaddi Ek Se Badhkar Ek Chaddi.
Arbaaz: Tune Yeh Kaise Kiya?
Nawazuddin: Pata Lagte Hi Batata Hun...



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