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Tarcol ki ek sadak par do saaye hai ... andhere ki najayaz aulaad hai shayad ... ghoont ghoont khoon pee kar dono pale hai shayad ... paon tale zameen hai na sar pe aasmaan hai ... zindagi kuchal gayi, yeh unki daastan hai
Tabse gun chala raha hoon ... jabse tu apne maa ke andhar nahi, apne baap ke andhar tha
Soovar ko saala goo hi khana chahiye ... jahan usne gulkand pe mooh mara, haazma kharab hona hi hai
Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye
Sari zindagi kai tasveerein seene se lagayi rakhi ... kabhi khud ki tasveer yaad nahi rakhi
Moongphali mein chilke aur laundiya mein nakhre na hote ... toh zindagi kitni aasaan hoti
Laundiya ko ghumana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aata hai ... laundiya ko gol-gappa khilana ho, jeb mein haath daalo note nikal aayega ... laundiya ko cinema dikhana ho, jeb mein haath daalo ... kya nikal aata hai? ... (note) ... lekin jab jeb phatti hogi, us mein haath daloge toh kya nikaloge ... ghanta!
Lahu luhaan hua hai falak, yeh kaisa loha phigla hai ... ek suraj doob gaya peeche, ek suraj samne nikla hai
Ladki aadmi ko ganne se gudh bana deti hai
Koi atka hua hai pal shayad ... waqt main pad gaya hai bal shayad ... dil agar hai toh dard bhi hoga ... iska koi nahi hai hal shayad
Isko daru na mile toh hangover ho jaata hai
Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye
Ek ladki joh chhat se apne papa ko dhakel de, usse ka kehte hai batao? ... push-paa!
Ek khwaab ne aankhen kholi hai ... kya modh aaya hai kahani mein ... woh bheeg rahi hai baarish mein ... aur aag lagi hai paani mein
Bacha paida kahin bhi ho ... banta waisa hi hai jahan bada hota hai
Aaise aaise surpises diye hai ... samne waale ne agle saal se birthday manana hi bandh kar diya
(Aap log karte kya hai?) - Maar-keting ... boss target deta hai aur hum target poore karte hai
'A' for apple, 'B' for ball ki jagah ... 'M' for maa-ki aur 'B' for bhen-ki bolna seekh gaye



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