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Birthday Special: Johnny Lever dialogues that'll make your day!



August 14, 2015 9:27:42 AM IST
By Shaheen Irani, Glamsham Editorial
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Johnny Lever can make you laugh with his presence alone. Ask any 90s kid and they would give you an example of how Johnny Lever was on their list of comedians (much like what Kapil Sharma is in today's date) who just had the perfect comic timing. Well, relive these moments with his hilarious movie dialogues that we collected for you on his birthday today. Here's wishing our favourite comedian actor Johnny Lever a very happy birthday. May he achieve more success in future :)

Check out his dialogues here:

JOHNNY LEVER
JOHNNY LEVER


Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon [HADH KAR DI AAPNE]

Main Paa, tum Auro! Tu hamari thi, jaan se pyaari thi, tu auro ki kyun ho gayi? [GOLMAAL 3]

Abbe manhoos, kaale mongoose, third grade villain. Abbe ludo ke saap, naajaayaz baap, abbe khud ke baarat mein paise lootne wale dulha, abbe puraane cupboard mein nikli hui bhootni ku aulaad. Abbe aadhe tedhe gobar ke keedhe, khujli wale kutte ki marham, arre andhe ke katore se paise churaane wale besharam [GOLMAAL 3]

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai [IT'S ENTERTAINMENT]

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle [AWARA PAAGAL DEEWANA]

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaayengi, itne phool barsaayengi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jaayenge [ISHQ]

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai [GOLMAAL 3]

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali [HELLO BROTHER]

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aise badhe badhe ghaate nahi [AAMDANI ATTHANNI KHARCHA RUPAIYYA]

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian" [HAQEEQAT]

Yeh shaadi jo hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... jo log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai [PREM KAA GAME]

Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai [PREM KAA GAME]

Abbe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder! [CHALO ISHQ LADAAYE]

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai [LOVE KE LIYE KUCH BHI KAREGA]

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthanni, kharcha rupaiya [AAMDANI ATTHANNI KHARCHA RUPAIYYA]

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala [ISHQ]

Tareef uss khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai [HITLER]

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha [PAYING GUESTS]

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat [HUM TOH MOHABBAT KAREGA]

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... warna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge [CHALO ISHQ LADAAYE]

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile [BENAAM]

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