As the curtains for the MASTANI year 2015 goes down, the BAJIRAO's of Bollywood open their heart out like SRK spreading his arms standing on the tallest coconut tree in the island of Seychelles. Bollywood movers and shakers share their resolutions for the upcoming 2016 before swaggering their dancing hunar (read talent) with their banno's (read beloved) at their favourite destination.
(Note - listing in random order, nothing to do with stars ratings)
Shah Rukh Khan : DILWALE phir ek action romance drama baneyeinge. Sequel of DILWALE but this time Ajay Devgn will be the lead actor with Kajol of course and I will be doing a special cameo.. The movie will be helmed by Farah Khan and Sajid Khan. Ajay Devgn will do the action and I will do the romantic portions. The DILWALA will surely make everyone RAAEES this time.
Ajay Devgn : OM NAMAH SHIVAAY, OM NAMAH SHIVAAY, OM NAMAH SHIVAAY (his spelling of shivay, not mine) OM NAMAH SHIVAAY.. ok.
Salman Khan: Will never, ever in my life tweet anything without taking permission from papa Salim. I am the SULTAN of Bollywood, won,t turn into a joker by unnecessarily opening my mouth.
Aamir Khan : wait a minute.. hmmm. Let me think.. 2016.. right.. yeah of course.. first thing first.. I won,t cry.. I play a pehelwan (read wrestler) a wrestler never cries.. he fights and I will fight, do DANGALS all around to promote my film.
Katrina Kaif: Will try to marry Ranbir this year and concentrate on my career with full FITOOR (also means madness) I have worked on my language you see.
Ranbir Kapoor : Same here. Concentrate on my career and I heard a wise man saying - marriages are made in heaven and we live on earth…. so you know.. rest JAGGA JASOOS knows.
Kangana Ranaut: Will shed that arrogant junoon (madness) that I am the best and work like an actor not a superstar in RANGOON
Ranveer Singh: Will propose to Deepika on her birthday and continue to fool around like a joker
Deepika Padukone: Will not marry Ranveer in 2016, even if he proposes to me on my birthday – 5th January 2016.. is that clear..
Priyanka Chopra : (in Salman Khan style) As a cop in JAI GANGAAJAL hum ismein itne ched kareinge (means will nail it) itne ched kareinge ki confuse ho jaooge ki yeh sequel hai ya original
Sunny Deol : GHAYAL RETURNS, will return, will return, will return… tariq pe tariq, tariq pe tariq, tariq pe tariq.. samjhe..
Sunny Leone : Oh I will love Pahlaj Nihalani for the whole year.. no one else.. my desi hunk. Muaah muaah muaah
Finally the villain of 2015 will turn the most ‘exciting' hero of the year 2016..
Pahlaj Nihalani : Will produce, direct and act in an adult comedy.. seriously.
(The views expressed in the above write up are purely the imagination of the author. The websites does not hold any responsibility.)
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