To what do I compare BANG BANG with?
Ok, let me try: BOOM? TASHAN? BLUE? Or more recently, BALWINDER SINGH FAMOUS HO GAYA??
Bang on! BANG BANG is such intelligent madness that it will make you cringe in your seat. Apparently, it's supposed to be a remake of the Tom Cruise-Cameroon Diaz starrer Knight and Day
. I'm sure the writers (three of them) could have done a better cut-paste job. Copy karna toh itna mushkil to nahi hai!
Bollywood lingo, I would say, Fox Star ko topi laga diya, paise dhille karne ke liye, because picture mein kuch hai hi nahi bhai
, apart from Hrithik Roshan's fab body, action and dancing and Katrink Kaif's pretty looks coupled with dumb lines.
Sample this: ''Tumhare saare baate kitna bullshit lagta hai,''
she tells Hrithik in one scene. Really? You can say that again!! CHCEK OUT: BANG BANG Music Review
Before that Hrithik tells Katrina, ''You are in shock, I understand.'' What about us, Duggu? The best line perhaps has to be this one where Hrithik tells Katrina, after she wakes up from a drugged slumber, ''Tumhare faide ke liye meine tumhe behoosh kar diya.'
If only someone would have put the audience to sleep during the entire duration of the film. Dar ke aage, jeet hai,
says Hrithik in one scene, obviously referring to a soft drink brand he is endorsing.
To the paying audience I would say, ''Bang Bang ke peeche thaka hua dhimaag hai.''
To borrow an oft-repeated line said by Hrithik, ''Kohinoor Churaya hai, Kuch toh izzat kar.''
Paying public hai bhai saab, kuch toh izzat kar!